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    It appears that Jeremy Dawson & Chad Petree are infringing on my trademark "Slyder". If they are selling product using my trademark they are indeed in violation. It is advised that they discontinue this illegal behavior immediately (unless of course they want to meet in court)!
    Slyder
    www.slydersongs.com

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    ok tuff guy ...... just done hit me over the head with that chair you got there.
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  • 0x00
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    What the... this is too funny for me to deal with, I'm going to bed.

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  • RJaxX
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    haha, rock......

    Discogs - building the definitive database of electronic music...

    I say no more.

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    You do realise that there are also quite a few cases in the database of artists using the same name?

    I don't think Jeremy & Chad thought "I know, lets call ourselves Slyder to piss of that other Slyder".

    I would only see it became a big problem if you were both major artists.
    "Slyder release their new album next week" - which one, etc.
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  • urzh
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    Yeah, Slyder, you have to forgive those poor electronic musicians for their ignorance of CLASSIC ROCK lol :)))

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  • urzh
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    Slyder, do you want me to submit your pic on a chair to Slyder's profile on discogs? Nation should know its heroes :)

    just kidding of course ;)

    this post makes me laugh everytime i see it.

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  • dansauk
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    hahaha..this is fucking hilarious!!

    what next....that dog off Blue Peter going to sue Goldie!!!

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  • Haze
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    Would be nice to see his Wantlist!
    : )

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  • radius
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    Don't mess with Slyder, he is a man on a mission. ;)

    [url=http://www.homestead.com/slydersongs/home.htm[/url]

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  • RJaxX
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    This still makes me laugh ;)

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  • digibomb
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    What a colosal fucking asswipe.

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    as above + what a loser!!! 'slyder trademark' LOL! fer fucks sake. you´re an mp3.com artist. haven´t even released a cd on a real label. and why you throw that load of crap in here is beyond comprehension.

    slyder, if you´re reading this, please kill yourself. you are the personification of everything i could ever hate about the music industry.

    ps. you look like a jerk too.
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  • behemoth
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    Nah, he provides muchos amusomenté (proper Spanish word that) for us all.

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  • TIM
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    crotch rock

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  • Tsunto
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    HA HA(just looked at pic)......never trust a guy with a dodgy 'tash like that

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  • TIM
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    'dodgy tash' LOL!!!!!!

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  • TIM
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    but your slydersong and their slyder...i used to be stryper song and their was a stryper!
    MUHAHAHAHAHH!

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  • tracerfirefm
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    Discogs; building the definitive database of lawsuits and writs (for the brits)
    Pointless legal threats;
    'This does not belong in Discogs, please discard'
    Ah... the escapist couldn't have put it better himself :)

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  • mr.aart
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    the pictures on your site (the fake dotcom), was that how you looked in 1985? otherwise: dude, you should see someone to fix you up, and you should definetly beat up the person that took that picture, for not warning you you looked like figurant in a bad 80's B-movie... And if you want to be taken serious in court as a proffessional popchart musician... you should fix someone to build a webpage for you, 'couse this is not really promotional, altough the language try's to be so...

    you can also change you name, to slyder(2), than there's no problem at all. you can add yourself here, with your own artist name, and "everybody" will recognise it as you. problem solved.

    ps.

    please, post again. it's a real good laugh :) ! maybe your talents aren't in music...

    ps. ps
    i really do not intend to diss you, you want to help a little :)

    ps. ps. ps.
    if decide to sue the first slyder, please notify us, or at least me. i can use a laugh at the moment.

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  • digibomb
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    As above.

    Who is the fucking loooooooooooser that did the web design? 5 bucks says it was Slydick himself. Looks like dick. It screams 1995.

    You every heard of FLASH? How about JAVA?

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  • mr.aart
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    or just dreamweaver (I know, the code-freaks will now start making strange noise with their teeth, but hey, I don't think in binairy) and fireworks...

    have you seen that sweet little kittin' halfway down his site on the right?
    isn't he sweet? isn't he clipart?

    now I think about it, like digibomb said, it screams 1995. he's just fucking up to date: HE IS PERFECTLY RETRO!!! he should have a fashion show on MTV ('specially becouse i don't watch mtv)!

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  • Finn
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    Show a bit of respect for this sincere and hard working man you spoilt brats!
    He's just trying to protect his art!

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  • PatrickHH
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    sew SCOOTER for publishing "Slyder Slyder"!

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  • mr.aart
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    protecting art? what do you mean? personaly, I am fighting copyrighting as it is now, becouse I think it kills creativity. that does not mean that I thievery of music, at least not to earn mony on it.
    you see, of course I would not like to see people getting money out of my hard work, but if they don't, and just release my stuf, give me a couple of dozens of the records (let's say 15% of the pressing) and he would say thank you, than I would be really happy.
    professionalising music kills creativity, people should not want to live on music profits. I know I am not the one to decide for others wether they do or don't, but I think I am one of those to take the piss of people with a retardious claim mentality.

    free music, free musicians.

    and for this particular case: I don't see why this guy bothers another artist with the same name, while they are not even in the same kind of music. like the guitar bad company get bothered by the d'n'b bad company, or the bad company movie...

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    Impressed and shocked by his website,i can't say nothing now,i'm too shocked.
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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

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  • dansauk
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    Back 2 BASIC....hey, wasn't that an 80's thing too????

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    he is using his spectrum to connect with discogs
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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    his speculum ?
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  • digibomb
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    LOL.

    Ewwwwwwwwww.....

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    Mr Slydersong,thanks for the advice,i will talk to Jeremy Dawson & Chad Petree to change the title,also the workers of this section (discogs) are adviced.Thanks again and rememeber,Discogs company is always at your service! (also that next month our name will be changed to Doomcorp(c) due to our fussion as companies)

    Joan
    A&R
    www.discogs.sitioby.com
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  • Slydersong

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    grow the fuck up, you ignoramus babbling idiots! you know who you are (or do you? lol).
    [url=http://artists.mp3s.com/artist_song/2328/2328414.html]
    "Critic"

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  • 0010
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    i bet you drive a pickup with a gun rack in the back. you look like some red neck faggot, who likes little boys...

    oh, your music sucks too.

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    ahhhhhh Toto I dont think we are in Kansas anymore ......
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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    the return of slyder!!! and look guys, he´s brought his knife-sharp lyrics with him:
    "Why do I continue the masquerade?
    If its true all these things that you say,
    I am finished even before I begin to play,
    Is it true?

    Tell me what makes you such a precisian,
    And gives you the right to sight where I stand,
    Huh?

    Is it that your life is so right and correct?
    That you feel its your deal,
    To steal and not fret,
    To conceal the real,
    And you claim that its me who is all wet.

    Woo
    How do you sleep?
    How do you sleep at night?
    Instrumental break

    Pickin up a grudge,
    You feel you are the judge,
    But you are not the truth,
    But you are still in your youth,
    You can change
    You can change
    You can change
    You can change
    You can change

    Why do I continue the masquerade?
    If its true all these things that you say,
    I am finished even before I begin to play,
    Is it true?"

    LOL! whoa, dude. that´s so deep. i can really understand why you have released so many albums, and why you think you have rights over the lettercombination s-l-y-d-e-r.
    But to be honest with you, i think you would have more luck reserving the rights over this combination
    A-S-S-_-C-L-O-W-N-!.

    telling us to grow up is nice advice when it comes from a man with as much artistic backbone as 1 year old hamster.

    ps: and if you have something to say to me or any1 arround here, please do it in the forum instead of sending those pathetic oneliners to me, like "you´re a serious idiot" or "lil too much time on your hands?". just know that some of the s here could claim 'creative control' over your webpage if you wont stop behaving like the person mattmorris has so beautifully described above.

    have nice day & good luck with your music

    danny kreutzfeldt
    www.discogs.sitioby.com
    [email protected]
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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    Thanks again Mr slyder,we know who you are,as i said before,we will talk with the artist above to change the name.
    Also i will prayfive times a day looking to your house (like the arabs with the Meca)
    thanks for this present (your presence) and please,don't change !
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  • Slydersong

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    dweebs
    get a life!

    thanks Joan (sort of anyway). no worry i have no need to change, others, well like the songs says (thanks for posting it), "you can change..."

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  • RJaxX
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    It's good to see Country music folk mixing with Electronic music folk. Maybe we could setup a definitive database of country music.

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  • Slyder

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    this is an outrage!!!!! i am the true slyder!

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    this is not the slyder who one best band at the local fair!!!!!

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  • Slyder

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    muhahhahah...i am the true slyder!!!!!!!

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  • RJaxX
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    mwuahahahahahahahaah v funny

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    lol
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  • TIM
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    http://slyderopenchannel.homestead.com/sm136.html

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  • Jooles
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    Hang on a sec. I've been away from Discogs for a few days and I've just read the whole of this thread...

    This can't be for real, can it??

    Is that a shaved testicle I see peeping from below his gueetarr?

    According to his Discogs profile, it seems as though Mr Sly-boy Slyder has been a member since 1st Feb 2002.

    Rank: 0
    Browse Collection: 0

    Kind of speaks for itself, really.

    I particularly like the disclaimer on his saucy pages: this page.

    "[v]If you are not at least 18 years old, please leave this page![/v]"

    D'oh! Too late!

    "Mum, what's that man with the moustache and guitar and that long-blonde-haired lady doing naked on the internet?

    Mind you, he might stand a chance in court with the other Slyder...

    Are either Jeremy Dawson or Chad Petree Discogs ...?

    I see this could certainly be a contender for a long-running topic... Get in the beers! I'm in for the long-haul...!

    JEJEJEJEJEJEJEJE

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  • Jooles
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    [URL=http://slyderopenchannel.homestead.com/sm114.html]Her: "Mr Slyboy: have you just pooped yourself, or are you just pleased to be standing in front of the camera?
    Him: Ssssh, I'm practicing my flange look"[/url]

    ... Bring on the caption madness!!

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  • Jooles
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    Hmm...

    Her: "Mr Slyboy: have you just pooped yourself, or are you just pleased to be standing in front of the camera? Him: Ssssh, I'm practicing my flange look"

    ... Bring on the caption madness!!

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  • Lois
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    rotfl for the whole topic..... haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaa

    wiping tears.... BIG jejeje

    what's up Slyboy

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  • TIM
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    slyder!? hahahahaha

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    this photo is really exciting,it reminds me John lennon and yoko ono photo making love.
    Incredible.the exactly word is SURREAL.
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  • TIM
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    surreal! LOL!

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    This thread is beyond funny .....

    OMG that fucking hick fuck standing there naked with his guitar...Jesus H Christ, made my day. Someone want to tell this fuck he need to lose about 20 pounds doing sit-ups and push ups before he takes off his shirt

    I am in stitches .......
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  • TIM
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    check the guestbook

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    I had a fiend that has a dog named Slyder.... any releation ?
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  • Tsunto
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    This is just too much...words fail me.....apart from.......YEEH HAAA!!!!

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  • TIM
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    i just want you to know Slyder2 that your the laugh of our office today! thanks for the jokes keep up the great site...your man must be proud!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    LMAO I have seen bigger [urlhttp://slyderopenchannel.homestead.com/sm137.html]SACKS[/url] on a fucking Chihuahua dude ...........

    LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    LMAO I have seen bigger SACKS on a fucking Chihuahua dude ...........

    LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • TIM
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    is that a gerbal peepin out of that guitar?!

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    Hey maybe Slyder should get a guest spot on that TV show Small ville ??????
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  • qlasse
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    Congratulations to one of the funniest threads ever in Discogs history.

    LOL :-)

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  • 0010
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    i can't look at anymore of these pictures... this dude just makes me sick.

    slyder... please put on some clothes... you are one ugly nasty son of a bitch...

    and that skag your with is an ugly bitch too...

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  • TIM
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    lol!

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  • TIM
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    will the real slyder please stand up!

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  • Slyders_Testicles

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    I know I am small and shriveled like rasins...... But if you think I am tiny you should see the vienna sausage that lives in the apartment upstairs.

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  • TIM
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    their once was a named slyder
    that when his clothes were off he was kinder
    and with all the spam
    and pictures of man
    turned out he wasn't the real slyder

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  • Slyders_Testicles

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    did I ever mention that I like how it feels when that guitar rubs against me ........

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  • TIM
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    whoa!

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  • TIM
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    what is that now 4 different s with the name slyder in it...better call the police...
    hey sly i'm using your slyder trademark for a new sex act with your girl...works alot better than the ole'curveball that your man throws you

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  • 0010
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    Give Slyder a call or write him a letter... his faggot ass loves phone calls and fan mail...

    Please send to:

    Slydersongs Limited

    Leo Lemon
    735 N. 16th St.
    San Jose, CA 95112
    US
    Phone: 408-294-9623
    Email: [email protected]

    this all information you can get by doing a whois on his domain... public record...

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    Anonymous over 22 years ago

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    TOO MUCH !!!
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  • 0010
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    this *is all information....

    jeeezus i wish we could edit.

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    His fucking testicle!!
    How she suck with the guitar on the middle !!
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  • TIM
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    how could your records be limited when nobody wants them?!

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    Slyder and Slyder testicle
    You make my day !!
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  • TIM
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    that's some good crotch rockin'!!!yea haw!

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  • TIM
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    please visit his guestbook

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  • mysticulvah
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    Oh what a party pooper, he earased all of the latest entries! Just like stupid ass runtbrat Sonchild

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    HEy slyder,you have a competitor in Spain,
    Also you can look for new ideas for the clothes

    SPANISH COMPETITOR OF SLYDER

    he's name (or she) is Josmar,he has some tracks in the charts too.
    You can a track "Angel Girl"
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  • TIM
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    he didn't erase the last guestbook entry!(not yet)

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    Tim,please,put a link
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  • RJaxX
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    I see his number one fan Kenny has posted. Lenny Coggins

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  • RJaxX
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    guestbook

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    incredible,funny,surreal,unreal
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  • TIM
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    @ slyder testicles:sorry guys!

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    And george michael.
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  • TIM
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    michael bolton too!
    wow!!!
    what a hitlist!
    (i wonder if they will let slyder hit them?)

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  • Slyders_Testicles

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    can i get you music at the local Tower record store,you stuff is great! saw you open up for the teller at the taco bell drive-in!great stuff!

    that has to be the best one !!!!!

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  • RJaxX
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    they're gone now.

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  • Slyders_Testicles

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    hmmmmm disappered huh? Just like his testis......

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  • RJaxX
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    I wonder if he is actually any good.
    I may book him up through mp3.com to perform at the DEMF

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  • Slyders_Testicles

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    Well he is currently on tour of local garages in your area.....

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  • TIM
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    check the guestbook,it's slyder himself!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous over 22 years ago

    the other are erased.
    now talking seriously ,i have some questions fro Mr slyde:

    -Why you post here ?
    are you looking at google everyday to see what the people talk of you and you discovered somebody in the database use the name slyder?
    Do you think that we have some relation with this two guys above?
    Do you know that you are in ridiculous situation?

    We only can laugh of this poor and pathetic situation.
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  • TIM
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    futhermore you are a joke

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  • Philosopher
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    He can't be for real, the level of cheese is just too high. I mean seriously, reminds me of the "DJ Greg" website.

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  • TIM
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    check the guestbook,it's slyder himself!!!!!!

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