post thread titles that would make great songs or short stories
I'll start with a few semi-recent ones:
Moldy Record
I love the way you hold me
Robot s
For the love of god, STOP!
Draft hygiene
Anybody Hacked lately?
Yet another Country dispute - a 30s hardcore punk song about war and conflict
Any news on the flower in Wakefield? - a nu-folk song about lost youth and innocence
a master chef who has a ion for audio technics and fixes some hi-fi stuff at home as a hobby in his minimal spare time
more and deeper interest for the technical world of audio starts to enter his thoughts
he decides to take a big break from cutting onions and serving mise en place dishes, then starts to study theory books for the audio mastering and lacquer cutting process
a master chef who has a ion for audio technics and fixes some hi-fi stuff at home as a hobby in his minimal spare time
more and deeper interest for the technical world of audio starts to enter his thoughts
he decides to take a big break from cutting onions and serving mise en place dishes, then starts to study theory books for the audio mastering and lacquer cutting process
As he delves into the theory, things take a turn for the worse. He starts discovering an esoteric world of mystical incantations known only to the True Master Cutters, a secret group of mastering engineers that seek to take over the world through subliminal brainwashing techniques. When he tries to warn the world, he finds the process is already well under way...
EzraZebra
people just generally bad at spelling and grammar
I sometimes type completely wrong stuff in a very strange matter, which I simply know is wrong.
Makes me edit my own messages a lot, as whenever I read it myself, I immediately am bothered by all kind of obvious errors.
Feels like my fingers are steered by a different brain. Probably there's an octopus somewhere in the family tree.
Someone in the family must have practiced hentai long time ago...
Opinion of the attending physician in the medical report about coned twins who have both learned to play the same instrument but now want to play in two different bands.
Clothdrum
Opinion of the attending physician in the medical report about coned twins who have both learned to play the same instrument but now want to play in two different bands.
To make matters worse, they're both in love with the same girl, but she's not into polyamory.
Sound clip of the Oscar winner for special effects from the soundtrack for the action horror science fiction thriller in which the giant slime invades the big city.
The (ittedly rather simply structured) office manager about his employee, whom he considers too lazy.
- In reasonably correct English it should have read: "This cock is not working properly ..."
Urgent advice from the Japanese mafia boss to the wannabe big-time criminal controlling a small precinct, his German-born associate Peter Pittmann aka "Pitman P.", and his Russian debt-collecting henchman Igor to leave the city as soon as possible.
EzraZebra
post thread titles that would make great songs or short stories
I'll start with a few semi-recent ones:
Moldy Record
I love the way you hold me
Robot s
For the love of god, STOP!
Draft hygiene
Anybody Hacked lately?
